【球场快报】键盘侠|约基奇末节发的脾气比得分还多！麦丹最后应该秀花式扣篮

[赛后帖]森林狼力克掘金3-1 道苏姆生涯新高43分 迪文华子伤退 约基奇驱逐

双方数据

森林狼（3-1）：道苏姆43分4板1助、里德17分9板2助、兰德尔15分9板2助、麦克丹尼尔斯12分8板3助、海兰德8分1板7助、爱德华兹5分3板、康利5分1板4助2断、戈贝尔4分15板2助2断2帽、香农3分、迪文岑佐1助

掘金（1-3）：穆雷30分5板5助、约基奇24分15板9助3断、小哈达威10分5板2助、约翰逊9分2板2助、戈登9分1板、布劳恩8分5板1助、布朗6分1板2助、斯潘塞·琼斯4板2帽

[–]LakersLow_Beyond8134 1862 points 3 hours ago

Jaden hates these mfs lmaoooo

湖人球迷：麦克丹尼尔斯是真恨这帮混蛋啊，笑死我了

[–]Wizardsflaming_burrito_ 666 points 3 hours ago

What makes it worse is that they actually can’t stop him bro. Nuggets going out sad ☠️☠️

奇才球迷：更惨的是他们根本防不住他啊兄弟。掘金输得太难看了 ☠️☠️

[–]Timberwolvesmnsportsfan 401 points 3 hours ago*

I wouldn’t say it’s over. As fun as that wa⬆️s…. And as good as we seem to play against them…

Playing numerous games without DDV and Ant is going to be tough

Ayo can’t shoot 80% forever…. Unless ?

森林狼球迷：我可不敢说系列赛已经结束了。虽然这比赛看着很爽…… 而且我们打他们似乎也很有一套……

但在没有迪文岑佐和爱德华兹的情况下打这么多场比赛将会非常艰难。

道苏姆不可能永远保持 80% 的命中率吧…… 除非 ?

[–]Mavericksflipakko 148 points 3 hours ago

Oh they're done. Done done. Wolves are not scared of any of them. All they see is a cone in front of them.

独行侠球迷：哦他们已经完了。死透了。森林狼根本不怕他们中的任何一个。在他们眼里，面前的防守人就是个训练锥。

[–]Timberwolvesmnsportsfan 297 points 3 hours ago

My friend… I appreciate your optimism being above mine. But counterpoint: and I can’t stress this enough - Minnesota sports

森林狼球迷：我的朋友…… 我很欣赏你比我还要乐观。但我要反驳一句：这也是我再怎么强调都不为过的一点 —— 这可是明尼苏达的体育队啊。

[–]Timberwolvesrightovahere 155 points 3 hours ago

Nugs won 3 in a row 2 years ago when Wolves were a 55 win roster at full strength. People assuming this series is over after the injuries today are on one.

森林狼球迷：两年前森林狼全员健康拿下 55 胜的时候，掘金照样连赢了 3 场。那些认为今天有人受伤后这轮系列赛就结束了的人，纯粹是在做梦。

[–]Trail BlazersDudethatCooks 262 points 3 hours ago

Jaden is one of my favorite players. Dude is just a cold blood hooper.

开拓者球迷：麦克丹尼尔斯是我最喜欢的球员之一。这哥们就是个冷血杀手。

[–]TimberwolvesFeanorEvades 163 points 3 hours ago

I'm convinced he doesn't even like basketball, he just likes making people feel bad.

森林狼球迷：我坚信他甚至都不喜欢打篮球，他只是喜欢让别人难堪。

[–]Spursthetrainmaster 210 points 3 hours ago

His smirk while Jokic was pressing him was frying me

马刺球迷：约基奇冲向他时他的那个坏笑，简直把我笑抽了。

[–]TimberwolvesElectricalMud2850 653 points 3 hours ago

Jaden should've actually executed the bounce dunk this time.

森林狼球迷：麦克丹尼尔斯这次真应该表演个砸地接球扣篮的。

[–]TimberwolvesWheedMBoise 126 points 3 hours ago

Last time that's what finally injured his leg so I think he's gonna leave that move in the past for the short term lol

森林狼球迷：上次他就是因为这个动作把腿给弄伤了，所以我估计短期内他是把这招给封印了哈哈。

[–]TimberwolvesFeanorEvades 597 points 3 hours ago

Jaden McDaniels my petty king

森林狼球迷：麦克丹尼尔斯，我心目中的小气之王。

[–]Sloveniafabinski_ 142 points 3 hours ago

"Please F*** Wit' Me" First Teamer. Up there with Beef Stew and everyone on the Magic.

球迷：“有种来搞我啊” 一阵球员。跟斯图尔特以及魔术队所有人一个级别的。

[–]TimberwolvesH2-nL 536 points 3 hours ago

What a gritty win holy shit

森林狼球迷：这场赢的真他妈硬气，卧槽。

[–]RaptorsPresentMission8482 248 points 3 hours ago

I thought this game was fs over when both Ant and Donte went down, unfuckingreal resilience

猛龙球迷：爱德华兹和迪文岑佐都倒下的时候，我特么以为这比赛已经交代了，这韧性真他妈不真实。

[–]TimberwolvesAndy_Wiggins 130 points 3 hours ago

This team made me absolutely hate them at points during this season, but damn they deserve nothing but love for how they’re battling

森林狼球迷：这支球队在赛季的某些时候让我恨得牙痒痒，但该死，就凭他们现在的拼搏精神，他们只配得到满满的爱。

[–]TimberwolvesC_moneySmith 1083 points 3 hours ago

Ayo Dosunmu might be the greatest basketball player ever

森林狼球迷：道苏姆可能是史上最伟大的⬇️篮球运动员。

[–]LakersJayveesac 438 points 3 hours ago

You can't spell "playoffs" without "AYO." Coincidence? I don't fucking think so

湖人球迷：没有 “AYO”（阿约·道苏姆） 你就拼不出 “playoffs”（季后赛）。巧合吗？我他妈觉得不是。

[–]TimberwolvesMilly-the-Kid 747 points 3 hours ago

It’s 2024. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

It’s 2025. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

It’s 2026. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

森林狼球迷：现在是 2024 年。森林狼队在首轮系列赛中遥遥领先，震惊了绝大多数看好他们对手的 NBA 世界。

现在是 2025 年。森林狼队在首轮系列赛中遥遥领先，震惊了绝大多数看好他们对手的 NBA 世界。

现在是 2026 年。森林狼队在首轮系列赛中遥遥领先，震惊了绝大多数看好他们对手的 NBA 世界。

[–]Timberwolvesgradual_alzheimers 178 points 3 hours ago

its kind of wild how true this is

森林狼球迷：这话说得真他妈在理，太疯狂了。

[–]CIark 728 points 3 hours ago

Who had a worse performance, Jokic or dude who’s plan was just running straight through 10 secret service agents with guns

球迷：谁的表现更拉胯？是约基奇，还是那个计划直接硬闯 10 个带枪特勤局特工的哥们？

[–]Thunderhomefree122 505 points 3 hours ago

What a fucking roller coaster of a game. Ant and DiVincenzo going down. Gobert shutting Jokic down completely. Dosunmu scoring a career high 43 points off the bench. Game ending with ejections. A wild and unbelievable series of events

雷霆球迷：这比赛真他妈跟坐过山车一样。爱德华兹和迪文岑佐倒下了。戈贝尔把约基奇完全锁死了。道苏姆替补出场砍下职业生涯新高的 43 分。比赛以驱逐出场结束。一系列疯狂又不可思议的事件。

[–]catreyka 141 points 3 hours ago

Jokić, Jamal, and every important player besides AG has shat their pants against the Timberwolves. A 3-1 comeback isn't impossible especially for this Nuggets team, but it doesn't look likely with how they've been getting clamped up all series long. Gobert and Dosunmu are unbelievably goated.

球迷：约基奇、穆雷，除了阿龙・戈登之外的所有重要球员，打森林狼时都拉胯了。1-3 落后逆转不是不可能，尤其是对这支掘金队来说，但考虑到他们这轮系列赛一直被按在地上摩擦，这看起来不太可能发生。戈贝尔和道苏姆真的是神了。

[–]SupersonicssloBrodanChillosevic 223 points 3 hours ago

Podcasters the last few weeks of the season kept saying "If I'm the Nuggets, I want to avoid the Thunder for as long as possible" and I just thought that was hella arrogant.

In today's NBA, you can't assume you're gonna waltz thru the 1st round from the 3 seed. League's too deep. 6 seeds are good. Definition of putting the cart before the horse.

超音速球迷：赛季最后几周，播客们一直在说：“如果我是掘金，我想尽可能久地避开雷霆。” 我当时就觉得这太傲慢了。

在如今的 NBA，你不能想当然地认为作为 3 号种子就能轻松混过首轮。联盟阵容深度太强了。6 号种子也狠得很。这简直是本末倒置的典型。

[–]hyzerflipthescript 221 points 3 hours ago

To be fair, they are going to avoid the Thunder entirely this year.

球迷：平心而论，他们今年是可以完全避开雷霆了。

[–]Thunderfeather_1 124 points 3 hours ago

Jokic is having one of the worst series of all time by a superstar. Will be a big stain on his legacy if they don’t pull through.

雷霆球迷：约基奇正在打出超级巨星有史以来最烂的系列赛之一。如果他们挺不过去，这将是他历史地位上的一大污点。

[–]Lakersusetheforce_gaming 349 points 3 hours ago

Certified bitch moment for Jokic.

湖人球迷：官方认证的约基奇怂包时刻。

[–]KnicksBurntlettuce 143 points 3 hours ago

He is such a bitch player. He was flopping all night.

尼克斯球迷：他真是个软蛋球员。他整晚都在假摔。

[–]TimberwolvesHuntermainlol 161 points 3 hours ago*

Ayo comes from Yoruba, a language spoken in Nigeria, meaning ‘immense joy’

Yes, Ayo does bring immense joy.

And Jokic is a little bitch with his feelings hurt, more tantrums than points scared in the fourth

森林狼球迷：“Ayo” 来自尼日利亚的约鲁巴语，意思是 “巨大的喜悦”。

是的，多森姆确实带来了巨大的喜悦。

而约基奇就是个玻璃心的怂包，第四节发的脾气比得的分还多。

来源：Reddit

编译：Aaron